guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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