Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just want to make out with him forever
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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