The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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