so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
