Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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