dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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