So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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