mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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