White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize