there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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