Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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