i jhust puked up my retainher.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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