I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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