So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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