i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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