party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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