Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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