Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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