Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize