Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
