Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I deserve this hangover.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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