I just made out with a guy for $7.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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