No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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