Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
tell me about the fingering
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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