He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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