She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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