He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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