I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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