No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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