i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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