so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I need to calm my uterus...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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