I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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