At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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