Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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