you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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