haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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