i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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