Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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