Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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