Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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