google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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