I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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