yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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