worst night to have a conscience
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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