She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need help removing her.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
