lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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