can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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