Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
