she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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