i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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