There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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