Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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