you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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