Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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