I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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