Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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