Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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