Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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