i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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