The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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